My buddy tells me about this great deal on a dose of telekinesis. Unlicensed, but cheap. And quality. No shakes, no freezing, no brain blowouts. He tells me about this guy who had it done. It was like he had a dozen extra hands. Upped his output at the chip fab 300 percent. This guy made employee of the month and his boss gave him an all-expense paid trip to New Bermuda. They never knew a thing while this guy was sitting pretty on bleached-out sand, sipping mojitos out of a diamonique glass. I could use that kind of boost, and bad. Ever s ince they went to per-unit pay at the factory my check has been shrinking like a dick in ice water. One injection of serum will double, even triple my output. I’ll make line supervisor by the end of the quarter. read more »