Dustin Driver

Clean Air

In the 1987 Mel Brooks masterpiece Spaceballs, planet Spaceball has totally wrecked its environment, turning a once-green planet into a solid steel sphere with no atmosphere. Clean air is sold in cans of Perri-Air, a wonderfully Brooks-esque spoof of the […]

Raccoon Poop

That’s the bone-chilling shriek of America’s favorite pest, the trash panda. Or Raccoon. And while they may sound like demons shredding the flesh from helpless babes, there’s something even more terrifying about them: Their poop. Raccoon poop harbors the ovum […]